The Lousy Downtown Tour

Sure there's a bunch of walking tours that you take from the Palace Hotel to Union Square to Chinatown. But how many tour guides will try to trip you along the way? SK will, and he's got a pretty good record of acquittal.

San Francisco
Approximately 2.5 hours over 1.5 miles
Walking Tour
SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour
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The Lousy Chinatown Tour

You'll not only pass through Chinatown, you'll pass other tour guides, so you'll at least get a few bits of quality information before SK gives his interpretation of history. (He sure knows a lot about 19th century brothels)

San Francisco
Approximately 2.5 hours, roughly 1 mile
Walking Tour
SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour
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The Lousy Yerba Buena Tour

Yerba Buena (Good Herb) was the aptly prophetic name for the original village that became San Francisco. On this 3rd leg of the tour, we start with that and jam a bunch more in over the next 2 hours & 45 minutes.

San Francisco
Approximately 2 hours and 45 minutes, about 1.75
Walking Tour
SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour
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Lousy Gift Card

Can't decide? Cant Make it? Can't find a friend? GET A GIFT CARD!!!

Use this card to purchase anything from SK Morton Creative Including: Lousy Walking Tours Lousy Books by SK Lousy Merchandise Live Events (Good luck)

San Francisco
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SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour
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The Complete Lousy Tour

If you just can't choose, and you have 8 hours

You get the Complete Lousy Experience: The history of the 1906 Earthquake and the architecture of the Downtown Tour. The story of Chinatown along with some tastes of the culture. And a visit to the birthplace of San Francisco as well as the origin of the Gold Rush and the legacy of some of the City's ...

San Francisco
8 hours
SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour
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